(Hmmm.who could that be?) Unlike most arranged marriages, she at least likes Tom, so it won't be all bad, except for Marco. And what's the easiest way to do that? Well, I am not an expert on royalty, but Star could marry someone whose royal lineage is not disputed. So their lineage / House must be restored. And worse yet, there are other noble families in town who have more legitimate claims on the throne of Mewni. Star and Moon are descended from some peasant girl who was switched for Meteora as babies. Well, Star is victorious and yippie for Starco right?īasically, everyone knows that the Butterfly regime is based on a lie. And let's say they all survive the fight. Oh, and perhaps we can recruit those self-exiled monsters for good measure too.
Let's say Star and Marco and Tom and those knights who treated him so badly find a way to stop / destroy Meteora. We've already got a lot of those already. So all you've got is another self-absorbed teenager who pretends she's a princess. Not to mention the Southern California real estate market is pretty tight and I don't know how all those Mewmans (sp?) are going to make a living here.īut sure, I guess Marco could date Star and all that, but she is no longer a princess and she presumably has no magic. They are going to need refugee visas and that could take years in our court system. But things are pretty messed up here right now. So now they are political refugees on the only reasonable place to go-Earth. Let's say they escape Mewni as it collapses under Meteora's reign of terror. So, if Earth history is any precedent, first Meteora's going to defenestrate Star and her family into the nearest sarlacc pit-why anyone would have their own sarlacc pit is beyond me-and she'd be well-advised to toss Marco, his friend(?) Kelly, and anger management-challenged Tom in as well. And we all know that is possible since Mewni can apparently be taken over by anyone with an attitude problem and a magic wand. Scenario One, you've got this Meteora lady-who clearly has abandonment issues and needs therapy-has a blood-feud vendetta thing against Star's family-AND Marco, after all he did ruin her little boarding school-and she is pretty hard to beat. It doesn't get any easier as we get older, believe me, so good for him.īut that being said, he's got some decisions to make, and it's time to perform what we adults call a cost-benefit analysis. Okay, so this was cute and all, and I gave mad props to Marco for coming clean on his feelings and kissing the girl he likes without getting slapped. Is it both of their fault? For sure, but I put a lot of the blame at Star's feet. I mean, what the eff?įrankly, it feels like every step of the way Star is holding Marco back in one aspect or another.
Like leading Marco on to believe he was a knight. Not just Star, but the entire royal family handled it pretty poorly. On top of that, he's the one who ends up helping the royal family. Then we got the whole arc with Macro and Hekapoo, where it seemed like Marco was really starting to fall into a groove again and gets pulled out of that too. It seems like everyone has those damn dimensional scissors and instead of Star reaching out to Marco, he has to make the move. The entire time Star was gone, she didn't need to be. Marco and Star were friends and I think for the most part, at some point Marco was really falling into his own and then Star turns around and admits she had feelings for Marco, which really messed him up I think, it also essentially ruined his relationship with Jackie. I spent this year watching through all the seasons and how Star handled the entire relationship with Macro really frustrated me. But I have to get something off my chest. The Starco thing was bound to happen eventually, I didn't doubt that.
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